Been awhile since I went to a show at the Kool Haus and even longer since I’ve been to a metal show. This one is dedicated to every kid who picked up a real guitar after playing "Colony Of Birchmen" on Rock Band 2. Looking forward to the Mastodon/Feist split seven-inch. P.S. - If you like these reviews, please send the National Post an email and tell them that you think I deserve their summer arts internship. Thanks.